Tweets of the Week

October 29-November 4

@ACCBiggz i’m pretty sure you’re a 45 y.o. woman. – @tattooedg33k

Kim Kardashian earned $17,900,000 from her wedding and divorced 72 days later (but gays ruin the sanctity of marriage). – @tyleroakley

I’m going to give my whole bag of candy to the richest looking kid I see & trust that he’ll trickle it down to the other kids. – @drgrist